Probably the best caption I've ever come across was written on OpenTGC a few years ago by someone called r42. Since then, it's fallen into disrepair with a dead image link. I thought it would be an easy project to revitalize it, add back the original image and even a few more. Hope you enjoy.
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What I'd do to have a dick again to tit fuck her, Kelsey thought to herself as she admired a trio of bikini clad young women walking past her. The one that had caught her attention was the women in the middle dressed in a solid blue bikini. Her breasts weren't as good as her own, that was a given, wherever Kelsey went she knew she had the best pair in the room or on the beach, but they were pretty damn close to perfect. Kelsey felt her bikini bottom grow a little bit wetter.
It had been a year and a half since Kelsey left her old life. She was a good Mormon girl who had never tasted alcohol and prayed every night before bed. She promised her body to Nicholas, the one man she had ever truly loved, and she took pride as a special education teacher. That all changed on a chilly February morning. That morning she did the impossible, she fingered herself for the very first time. She didn't leave her apartment at all, with no warning to her school that she would need a substitute. When she wasn't vigorously exploring her body she would spend the passing moments looking the mirror as if she had never seen herself before. She would find herself saying things she would never say like "Fuck these tits are huge," or "Do you want to fuck me? I wanna fuck me," and "What's your name girl? You look like a Candi, with an i, because you are the best piece of eye candy I've ever laid my eyes on." She didn't know why she was doing what she was doing, but she was compelled to.
The next day she rummaged through her wardrobe and was disappointed by the lack of revealing outfits, not even her bras were sexy. That had to change. She drove herself to the nearest mall and went on the largest shopping spree in her life. Nothing she bought was allowed to hide skin. She bought bras a size to small to to really emphasize her breasts, she purchased her first two piece swimsuit and dresses that road a little too high on her thighs. She had to make multiple trips to the car to load everything up. By the end of the day she had spent over two grand on a new wardrobe. When she got home she tossed everything boring out, which amounted to her entire old wardrobe save a few pairs of socks. That night she took her new wardrobe out for a spin and ended the night in infidelity.
For the next few weeks she would continue the cycle of pleasing herself all day, playing dress up and then bringing random men and women home. She even used her curves of seduction to get Nicholas in bed, but his faith was too strong. But she didn't care, with a body like her's she could score anybody she wanted. That night she brought another man home, completely disregarding her boyfriend of eight years. Who had stayed the night to make sure she was alright after her unexpected change of personality. Their eight year relationship ended the instance she kicked him out of the room to fuck the stranger she had brough home. Honestly she felt sorry for Nicholas for not heeding her requests, he had no idea what he was missing out on by not getting a piece of her. Maybe he was secretly gay?
Sometimes she would get cases of amnesia, she would forget her passwords and bank PINs, who her friends were, and simple things like her name. On more than one occasion she had given the name Gregory before catching herself and correcting it to Kelsey. It felt as if something got inside of her that she wasn't fully tapped into that was controlling her actions and her thoughts.
After her lease expired in May she left Utah for good and made a b-line towards Miami. It was a fresh start, no more baggage of her old life she could be anybody she wanted to be. So she changed her name to Candi. As Candi she would be a star, and so she became one. It wasn't long before she made her first buck taking the most massive cock she had ever had inside her while another one she held firmly between her lips, all the while a film crew watched. By the end of the the summer she had made more than she ever made as a teacher. They say if you work a job you love you feel as if you never worked a day in your life, that statement was even more true when your job is making love. It sure as hell beat working at a dead-end call center. Wait a call center? She was a teacher. Where did that thought come from?
On some nights memories of sitting in a call center somewhere in Iowa would come to her. She recalled taking questions from people who's fridges, washers, dryers and other household appliances were having issues and dispatching repair men and women to address them. She remembered going home and drinking half a six pack every night as she watched the Office on Netflix for her thousandth time and finishing off the night with a quick fap. She needed something, and she needed a young attractive body to do with it. Taking a man's body would be great, but she had been a man for over fifty years, she wanted something different a women's body would be nice, plus they got paid more in porn. Oh to be paid to be pretty and fuck all day, that was the life! So she started looking for a body to ta- and wait a minute... What the fuck were these memories? They felt so wrong but so real, like they were a part of her life, but she never even been to Iowa and the only job she had ever had was that of a special ed teacher. Why was she thinking these things? As time went on he thoughts and actions felt less and less like her own and more like invisible strings that were pulled to compel her to do one thing over the other. And worst of all she liked what she was thinking and doing.
Other times she would just simply lay out in the Miami sun and play with her tits, wondering how she managed to get through life without them just a few months ago. Women were blessed with such powerful assets, she wished more women would understand that.
As an actress she had to keep her body in good condition. Kelsey used to love exercising, but the thought of running or any sort of physical exercise now disgusted her, she had to find motivation. So she registered for an all women's gym, one that had a reputation for being the place for models and trophy wives of Miami to go to. In the locker rooms she would spend a little more time than was usually acceptable admiring the patrons. She'd put on a pushup bra and the shortest shorts she owned and hit the treadmill for half an hour before seeing a trainer. Turns out exercising could be fun if you make the best out of it.
By the next April she had upgraded from her small studio apartment to a full fledge condo high rise that overlooked the beach fifty-seven stories below. Just in time for swimsuit season! On her days off she would sip margaritas on the surf and admire the women and men passing by. She would daydream of taking them home and doing unspeakable things with them, and sometimes she did. Thank god I don't have a penis anymore, she would think to herself whenever she became aroused in her two piece, as her time at the beach typically ended up with a wet bikini bottom without ever setting foot in the ocean.
Another pair of girls around her age walked by, both of them had amazing breasts almost rivaling her own. Again she found herself fantasizing about tit fucking them all night long. Fuck, that was the one thing she hated about being a woman: you can't tit fuck, only be tit fucked. Sure there were toys you could use, but they weren't the same. Her crotch grew wetter and wetter, she hadn't been laid since work two days ago and needed some loving. Perhaps they'd be down for a three way.
Kelsey approached the girls who had just seated themselves the bar. She seated herself and ordered her fourth margarita for the day. She wanted to talk to the girls, but her mind kept on going back to tit fucking. She imagined the thought of her throbbing penis sliding up and down between the girl's breasts her waist gyrating with a mind of its own. She imagined climaxing and watching the girls take it as her cum shot from her penis straight in their mouths. The thought was so vivid, as if she had done it before. For never having a penis she certainly remembered owning one a lot!
"Fuck I could use a nice tit fuck," she said aloud. The two girls looked at her and gave each other confused looks. She winked at them, confusing the two even more. They were pretty but they lacked the right appendage to satisfy her needs. Instead she took her drink and approached two men sitting on the far side of the bar. She might not have the right thing between her legs to fuck their tits, so she settled for what she had. She had the tits and the men had dicks to shove straight between them. She wasn't leaving the beach empty chested.
